That doesn't mean Max is a good writer--he's not. Without spoiling this work of contemporary shock-art, I'll simply say that this book is a collection of short stories from Tucker Max's college years beginning in his undergrad at the U of Chicago and spanning through his debauchery as a Duke Law Student. This is as simple as it gets folks! He does what annoys me the most and would have made my favourite English teacher die inside , and quite often too: he is insanely repetitious in his words and concocts the same descriptions over and over. He calls himself an asshole but it goes deeper than that. But yet I read on. Join now and find everything you need to share with millions of users all over the world! But as wussy as the words are, the whole premise---I'm an obnoxious alco-fuckaholic, but I know it, so the joke's not on me---lacks two things I'm sorta fond of: compassion and maturity.
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What I am allowed to complain about is the fact that this is a book filled with one-liners drowning in hundreds of pages of unfunny, bad writing. As an aside, the guy that gave it to him for a gift is one of the biggest jerks I've ever met. Its Easy to download I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell in Theater Quality Online. But I would never tell him that. Diamonds are worthless other than the value attached to them by the silly tramps you have brain washed into thinking that diamonds equal love.
Because, hey, I told you I was an asshole, right? You can throw all your stupid fucking chick-lit, self-help, why-doesn't-he-love-me books out, because this is all you need to know: Men will treat you the way you let them. That, my friends, is the joke. Hey douche, there's these things called contractions. Max's book is outrageous as in almost completely untrue , misogynistic, crude, and offensive, but I'm not g Tucker Max is a gigantic douchebag, yet he's strangely un-self-aware for a guy who makes his living writing outrageous lies true stories of his drunken debauchery. Lending the fifteen minutes it took me to finish the first three chapters of this book is perhaps my biggest regret in life. In case you were wondering, this review is brought to you by.